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I'm sorry, if you came here to learn more about the International Conspiracy of the Levites I fear I'll have to disappoint you - this section of my homepage isn't translated yet. If you are curious enough to be still here after you learned there's nothing to learn here, you might be a Levite yourself without knowing it! In this case you should know that you belong to an international conspiracy that rules the world and is so secret no-one has noticed so far. Isn't that nice? It's so secret even you didn't know you rule the world!

So, what do you do now you know you are a Levite? Don't worry, while you are reading this file your IP adress is logged and you will soon be paid a visit by one of your fellow Levite brothers and sisters. Everything will make more sense after you have been brought to Mars, our secret headquarter, for a first briefing. After that, you might time-travel into the Jura to exterminate some dinosaurs (Ever wondered why they died, making space for us mammals? Now you know.), you might have to leave your home system for a short trip to our allies at Proxima Centauri, and if you by chance are a skilled engineer, perhaps it's you who constructs the next she-robot - yes, Monica LEVInsky was one of our robots. Nifty, isn't it? It was, but so far, our robots suffer from fatal system crashes every time we try to do the same to George W. Bush...

You may ask - what if someone who's not one of *US* reads this file? Don't worry, that won't happen. The fact that you can read this proves you are one of *US*. We have employed highly sophisticated mind control techniques to ensure this. Ever wondered what the little LED on your screen is *really* for? Or why GPS covers all the world for free?

Just check back in a few weeks for more information. Trust me, you will know when if you are a true Levite. If you check back earlier - well, just don't lock your door.